on the one-year anniversary of this post, i think it’s safe to say that there is, indeed, a Riley Poole fandom here on tumblr dot com
also everyone don’t forget to watch National Treasure today! bc nothing says America like conspiracy theories.
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.
Such an obvious pun, yet somehow it’s my favorite pun I’ve ever seen on this site
Let’s just talk about Wednesday’s perfect “not giving a fuck” attitude because it’s marvelous.
Water tastes wild good sometimes. Like usually it’s whatever but sometimes you get a sip and it’s like god damn.